fuckyou420chan asked: You are so brilliant and beautiful. Can you hook me up with your American equivalent? I don't have the time/funds to cross oceans at the moment.
This made me feel all kinds of speechless. Have you been talking to my mum? Did she tell you to say that? Tell me!
In all seriousness though, you are a nice person, and last night I poured water on someone’s face while they were lying down just because I could. You don’t need that in your life. Run while you can.
