February 2012
21 posts
Anonymous asked: I love you. I miss you. I think you're pretty rad.
fuckyou420chan asked: You are so brilliant and beautiful. Can you hook me up with your American equivalent? I don't have the time/funds to cross oceans at the moment.
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Groceries for Poor People with BELLE TAYLER
2 for $5 mini tiramisus
One (1) pack of ham
Too many (2 mehnee) green beans
Iced tea
Half a cashew
One (1) pack of glow-in-the-dark stars because I’m four years old
Total cost: $12.15
EAT FOR A WEEK!!!
Last night on the way home from the supermarket, two drunk men made kissing noises as I walked by.
My freshly bought hot cross buns didn’t deserve that kind of treatment.
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Things That Are Great About Julian Hartley: an...
Julian Hartley has hair that cannot be tamed. Like the mane of a lion or the chest hair of that weird sweaty cab driver you had the other night.
Julian Hartley’s deep brown eyes sparkle like Vanilla Coke in the afternoon sun.
Julian Hartley can make any boardgame an entertaining and often toddler endangering experience (including The Game of Life! Wow!).
Julian Hartley pulls off...
I’m lying on the floor of my new room and trying not to miss the musty old man smell of my erstwhile flat, but I do. I want my own filth back.
Brb. Going to hide peach pits everywhere.
I’m excited and I’m nervous and I want to cry and I’ve drunk about three cups of coffee today with different people who are all so wonderful I can’t believe they actually want to hang around me and I’m seventeen and I’m moving out and everything I own fits into five suitcases and two boxes and my dad gave me a card where he finally acknowledged I was actually...
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Anonymous asked: Don't go to Sydney. The other day I ate a fortune cookie and it said 'Don't do it Belle.'
neverexplore:
My best friend is moving a 12-hour drive away from me so that she can go to her dream university. I’m a little bit angry about this.
I mean
how dare you abandon me in pursuit of your dreams.
How dare you not organise your life around me.
That’s so rude.
I’m the worst, I know.
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I’m moving to Sydney on Saturday for university.
Sydney.
Saturday.
Moving.
Me.
I’m really excited for university to start.
I miss thinking about ideas that don’t have any practical application, and I miss worrying about things that don’t matter.
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Understand, I am a madman. Also, I spend my money on more interesting things....
– Slavoj Žižek
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I would like to eat some nachos but all Katy wants to do is rub her feet on my hair.